Tony Shitbag and Barney Bathroom present… TheWorstShitEver.com

Everybody hates something, someone, or somewhere. And guess what? So do we! Face it, a lot of shit sucks and we’re not gonna take it anymore! It’s time to put a stop to the shit flood that has swamped our nation and danced through our sewers onto our streets. We will no longer stand by and watch as shit suffocates our children. We pledge to keep you forewarned about the shit you should never ever watch, touch, eat, or do. In order to complete such an arduous task, we have formed an army of elite and heavily trained shit eliminators who will stop at nothing to make sure that the universe remains shitless. Think of us as shit hunters; we will hunt down your shit with poop guns and spray brown around the town. You have absolutely no idea what kind of a ride you’re in for. We are the best at shitting on the worst. Please make sure to check back frequently as we promise to put a hilarious twist on some super sucky shit. Tony and Barney, along with their hilarious cast of characters (the “Diarrhea Dozen”), will take you on a wacky and wild tour through a world where shit sucks.

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