National Lampoon's “CHRISTMAS VACATION 2: COUSIN EDDIE'S ISLAND ADVENTURE” starring Randy Quaid (2003) Review by: Barney Bathroom

Good God!!! How horrible can a movie be!? Seriously! Why even make a sequel to Christmas Vacation? Then when making a sequel, why do such a half ass job? It's way more fun to watch my shit swirl down the toilet once I flush it.

I ended up walking away 15 minutes after I put this movie on. Christmas Vacation is a classic Christmas movie with tons of “laugh your ass off” scenes. Christmas Vacation 2, on the other hand, is a bathroom stall Christmas movie with “diarrhea out your ass” scenes. Cousin Eddie is hilarious, so I thought that Christmas Vacation 2 would at least have some funny parts. I can't believe that Randy Quaid still agreed to do this film after reading the script! I can make a better movie in my backyard with my dog and my turtle! I can record an old lady constipated on the toilet making weird sounds and it would sell better than this movie did.

This movie is like Christmas without having your kids sit on the Santa's lap and telling him what they want for Christmas, but having your kids sit on a dead persons lap and screaming. This movie is like sticking hooks in your own poo and hanging them on your Christmas tree instead of ornaments. This movie is like pinning up dead kids on your house instead of Christmas lights. This movie is like wrapping up a dildo for your grandma to open on Christmas day. If you watch this movie... it will ruin your Christmas!

Posted: 01/01/08