National Lampoon’s “GOLD DIGGERS ” starring Nikki Ziering (2003)
Review by: Creamy Carlton of the Diarrhea Dozen

Man, a movie trailer and movie box cover have never fooled me so much before until I picked up this filth. Both of them promote these hot ass chicks like the one on the cover, Nikki Ziering. Too bad this chick is only in the movie for a total of 10 minutes, if that. To think I gave it more credit because it is from National Lampoon. The bastards!

I don’t want to watch a movie with these two queer actors and two old ass ladies the whole time. This movie should be called Brownie Diggers, not Gold Diggers because these two guys might as well do each other, instead of old ass, wrinkly woman. Fucking Cory Matthews’ older brother is a loser. I guess he can’t complain, since he’s getting paid for being a loser. The same goes for the other guy, who is always playing the loser in movies. C’mon, this guy is a “ginger kid,” how can I take him seriously? He should never get a co-starring role. Nice call National Lampoon. No one wants to see senior citizens trying to seduce anybody. I guess the writer and directors do. This is probably their #1 porno.

This movie is not even worth it if you can see it for free. Don’t waste your time unless you get turned on by seniors, you sick puppy.

Posted: 01/01/08