“KICKING AND SCREAMING” starring Will Farrell & Robert Duvall (2005)
Review by: Barney Bathroom

Is this even a comedy!? Watching this movie was just like going to an AYSO soccer game with no one related to you or that you know playing. I don’t know about all of you, but that shit’s boring! This movie should have been called “Shitting and Suffering” because watching it was like taking a fat, runny, burning dump after eating five jalapeños!

C’mon now Will! You’re a comedic mastermind. What the fuck are you doing!? Nice movie to star in. Good job for accepting to act in this horrible excuse for a movie. What a disappointment. I never knew that Will would stoop this low just to get some good money. You’re at the prime of you career! Jim Carrey didn’t even stoop this low after “Liar Liar” and his shit sucks now a days!

The fucking kids in this movie were hella gay too. The one kid that would always talk looked like a fuckin’ seal and said the gayest shit! I actually think that kid was half retarded. Hey I got a good idea… let’s star a half retarded kid and try to have him act like he’s not retarded. That’s not going to work you fucking assholes! I did not laugh once during this whole movie. I might have chuckled at the commercials that Will Farrell’s dad, played by Robert Duvall, made for his sporting goods store, but that ain’t shit.

Don’t ever watch this movie! This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen! I’d rather go to a senor citizen’s center and wipe old women’s asses for them than watch this movie again!

Posted: 01/01/08