Columbia Pictures presents “STEALTH” starring Jessica Biel & not Jamie Foxx (2005)
Review by: Creamy Carlton of the Diarrhea Dozen

I have to let everyone know that I have not seen this movie, but I am still going to write a review on it. When a movie looks this stupid, a review can be written even without seeing it. Jamie Foxx = comedian, not action hero. I understand that Jamie Foxx is in his prime right now, but that does not mean he belongs as one of the stars of an action movie.  Collateral was tight, but it was Cruise who was the action man, and Foxx was a taxi driver, so that is why that movie worked. Jamie Foxx (think of him in Booty Call) as a top-notch fighter pilot does not work. Quit trying to be like Will Smith.

Here is what the movie is supposed to be about, a plane all of a sudden becomes smart and wants to kill all of the good guys and innocent people. Let’s read that again, a plane all of a sudden becomes smart and wants to kill all of the good guys and innocent people.  Who in their right mind thinks that this movie would work? Lord help them. This ain’t the Terminator (Arnold is the man). This film even makes I, Robot look good. A plane gets a mind and brain. LOL. I better watch out, my electric shaver might get one too, and the next time I shave it’s going to take over and shave my eyebrows and arm hair and leg hair. It wants all my hair. Jessica Biel and her assets are the only good thing about this movie.

Posted: 01/01/08