Larry Clark’s “TEENAGE CAVEMAN” starring Nobody (2001)
Review by: Barney Bathroom

Who the fuck is Larry Clark anyway! It doesn’t really matter cuz this film is barf, diarrhea, piss, period blood, and leftover liposuction fat all mixed in one! This film… I can’t even call this a film anymore! This bathroom stall wall was not even worth making! Tony Shitbag actually gave me this bathroom stall wall along with many other wack ass horror movies that his dad found in a dumpster by Blockbuster. Tony knows that I like dumb ass horror movies, so he ended up giving all of them to me. I wonder why they were in the dumpster!?

Tony and I ended up watching this bathroom stall wall cuz the cover looked pretty damn funny and we thought we would see some stupid, funny scenes. HOW BOUT NO!!! The teenage caveman doesn’t even appear in the first 75% of this bathroom stall wall. We turned it off; we didn’t even watch the whole thing; we didn’t even see the teenage caveman! There was actually an orgy in this and some titties were shown, but with that, this crap is still not worth your time or even worth my time writing a review about it.

I’d rather watch a three hour long episode of Raggedy Anne and Andy than watch and hour of this bull shit, herpee pussy juice! I’m sorry to all those who don’t like the language that I’m using right now, but you have to understand that I’m trying to portray this bathroom stall wall exactly how it should be. It even has a one liner on the front cover that says, “The future sucks.” Ha! If you just glance at it, it looks like, “This feature sucks.” Ha! Larry Clark already knows his so called “Creature Feature” sucks baboon balls! Don’t ever watch this movie! Ever!

Posted: 01/01/08