Greg McLean's "WOLF CREEK" starring Stupid Ass Australians (2005)
Review by: Barney Bathroom

What kind of boring ass, having a retard for a son film is this!? This film had so much hype when it hit the theatres. I wonder where all that hype went once it came out on DVD? Probably right up a fat gay man's ass! The writer and director, Greg McLean, should have never even started making movies. You're already breaking the law with this garbage of a film McLean, so might as well get into directing child porn because that's against the law too. This was his first film and he failed miserably! Greg... you get an "F" for "Fuck" you with this Australian sandy vagina shit!

This movie took way too long to unwind. I was so horrified by the terrible decisions made by the three main characters that I almost hyperventilated! I couldn't even finish watching this movie because I was so horrified by these terrible decisions. Seriously, to those who have seen the film... did you know that the guy that helped the three main characters was a psychopath to begin with? I sure as hell did and I knew that those three fucks were going to fall asleep and end up being tied up. How cliqued can you fucking be!? You're not starting off your career in the right direction McLean!

I am now going to explain one scene that is a great example of why this movie is garbage. Keep in mind that after this scene I turned of the movie. Here it is... One of the girls escapes from being tied up in a shack and saves her other friend by creating a diversion (this is all happening in the middle of no where), yada, yada, yada. Shortly after the two girls get the keys to the psycho's truck and drive away. The psycho ends up chasing them with another car. The two girls get way in front of him and see that there's a cliff up ahead, so they stop the car, put it in neutral, and push it off the cliff pretending that they drove off it and died. Okay... nice plan... you're in the middle of fucking no where! Soon after that the psycho shows up at the scene, gets out of his car, and investigates the accident while the girls are hiding and watching him. The girls then try to get into his car that he just got out of, but the keys are not in the ignition. Then... are you ready for this... then one of the girls says, "We need a car." WHAT!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? YOU JUST FUCKING PUSHED YOUR CAR OFF THE CLIFF!!! THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING CAR BITCH!!! I can't watch stupid movies, made by stupid people, with stupid people in them. Go back to film school! I'll leave it at that.

Posted: 01/01/08