MANU GINOBLI
Review by: Tony Shitbag

Manu Ginobli, you are everything that is wrong with the NBA today. You have the haircut of an eight year old Chinese girl and you run like a goose. Fuck the Spurs! I hate all of them. Could there possibly be a more boring basketball team on Earth? Every time one of their games is on TV I feel like I’m watching a spelling bee or a video tape of kids learning to read at the library. I don’t usually wish for plane crashes, but I’m starting to change my mind.

How many times did you mop up David Stern’s cum with your tongue before they let you into the US you fiddle stick tea bagger? Somebody send this fruitcake back to the land of skinny, tan losers. Get your soft ass back in the Euro Leagues motherfucker. I hate all of you fucks that play professional basketball in America and make millions of American dollars and yet you still play for your own country’s Olympic team. Don’t we pay you enough to lose pride in your country? I want to burn you alive like Joan of Arc.

I hate your crooked chicken wing nose. You are a pussy. Just because you like to gyrate wildly around the court like a headless chicken and toss your hands around in the air doesn’t make every drive to the basket a foul. Stop giving the refs attitude. They don’t even understand what you’re saying. And stop falling down you motherfucker! They pay little kids on the baseline to run around with towels and make sure the floor is not wet, so stop slipping all over the place Euro trash. You flop around more than my dick when I’m jumping on a trampoline.

Shave your face you scruffy faggot. Buy a life and a dick. Don’t you have enough money tucked away to fix your nose? You are a plastic surgeon’s dream. Your face looks like a hotdog and your hair looks like sloppy black relish. Manu, you are a left handed pizza dick. Choke on a shit storm and fall in a sewer. I hope you break both of your legs tomorrow and have to walk on your hands. Go chew on a toilet!

Posted: 03/23/08