“330 RITCH STREET” 330 Ritch St. San Francisco, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

I really hope that this place gets shut down for some reason. I’m not going to try and shut this place down, but I’m going to tear it a new asshole with this review. This nightclub is wack! This nightclub is so wack that it doesn’t even have a name for it, so I’ll come up with one… 330 Bitch! This nightclub is so wack that it doesn’t even have a picture or logo online. This nightclub is so wack that it’s not even labeled as a nightclub on Ritch St. This nightclub is so wack that the street it resides on is an alley way.

I can’t believe how tough these bouncers and security guards think they are, and they might be, but I don’t give a fuckin’ shit because these guys are fuckin’ assholes! I think I might get shot for saying this publicly because these guys are so gangsta. Why be rude to someone waiting in line that’s being nice? Why put the tough guy cap on and mug me when I’m going into your nightclub calmly and making your business thrive? Why respond to easy questions asked about your establishment with a look that you can kick my ass even though I have no attempts on fighting anyone tonight and am being nice? Do you guys not want people to come back? If so, it worked cuz I’m never going back to this bucket, hole in the wall, alley wayed, trash can full of hobo piss, piece of shit shanty! I don’t know about all of you, but when it comes down to meeting people for the first time or just saying “hi” to someone I’m going to be nice. Why be mean for no reason? I just don’t understand! Are these guys’ lives that pathetic to where they have to be oversized pricks to everyone who says, “Hi” and “Thanks”?  Are these guys that insecure about their dick size that they have to belittle every single person that gets in line for their nightclub? These guys might be big, but I'm only 6 feet tall and I know I have a bigger dick than them! Man… calm down! Life is good! Be happy! I understand as a bouncer and security guard at a nightclub that you have to be tough because if something goes down you gotta be ready, but shit… be nice to people who are friendly and give you business. FUCK YOU ALL!!!

If anyone is reading this and is somehow affiliated with 330 Bitch that I haven’t encountered before I’m sorry for the blow-up, but I’m just treating you the same way as your bouncers and security guards treated me… like shit!

Posted: 01/01/08