“CHINA KING BUFFET AND RESTAURANT” 201 E. 3rd Ave. San Mateo, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

*F.Y.I.... The China King Buffet and Restaurant has went out of business and was replaced with Chika Japanese Cuisine, which is now out of business as well. As of right now there is nothing at this location! This review was written when the China King Buffet was still in business; hence the present thence. This is not a review of Chika, but of the China King Buffet...

The China King… my ass! More like the China Migrant Worker. Maybe if I felt like eating a plate full of tanbark I would go to this place. The buffet food here was horrible. Yes, it’s an all you can eat buffet for $7.99 (lunch) and $11.99 (dinner)… and I know all of you are saying, “Fuck yea, an all you can eat China buffet for cheap!” Cheap is right, but the food tasted like I used a public bathroom floor as my plate.

This buffet had a lot to choose from, but what the fuck is up with only having three chicken entrees and two beef entrees!? Even the soup was bad! How can you fuck up soup!? Well just ask the China Ass Ramming King! The hot and sour soup tasted like melted plastic and the won ton soup tasted like bath water with won tons in it. Shit! I would have rather went to a nice Chinese food restaurant and got an entrée there than eat this all you can eat buffet.

The only good thing about this place was that they had the “Roster” Chinese hot sauce. I put that shit on everything so I wouldn’t gage on their chewy ass chicken. This so called “China King” should be dethroned and instead put a retarded man on the throne because this food tasted like a retarded man made it!

Posted: 01/01/08