“HOUSE OF THAI” 118 Old County Rd. Brisbane, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

The House of Thai… more like the House of Shit! I’m never going back to this place. I got some spicy chicken plate and it was not spicy at all. Also the chicken tasted like golden retriever balls! Normally I’m really into Thai food, but this place ruined that. There are many other Thai restaurants you can go to besides this one, but not around the area. The dumpster behind your favorite Thai restaurant is better than this place! Plus this restaurant is located in Brisbane… the little armpit industrial town between San Francisco and South San Francisco. No one wants to go there. The only reason why this place is flourishing is because all the people that work near by have no other place to go for lunch besides a deli and a Mexican joint… that’s why I went there (I should have tried that Mexican place). If it wasn’t for Candlestick Park Brisbane would be just like a gas station bathroom in the middle of East Oakland... you don’t wanna go there.

Normally all types of Asian foods are pretty salty, so the person eating the food is going to need a good amount of water to drink. Well, I guess at the House of Shit, I mean Thai, the servers don’t like to refill your water after you drink up the first small glass. I didn’t get a refill until I got the check. This would also suck for people that can’t really handle spicy food, cuz if you didn’t know Thai food is supposed to be spicy.

The atmosphere is not too bad here. It’s decked out in nice apparel and there’s a Japanese food restaurant right next door that’s connected. There is also outside dining if it’s a nice day. Don’t let the looks of this place fool you though, cuz the plate I ate sucked squirrel ass!

Posted: 01/01/08