“KNUCKLES HISTORIC SPORTS BAR” 1333 Old Bayshore Dr. Burlingame, CA
Review by: Creamy Carlton of the Diarrhea Dozen

What the fuck! where should I begin with this place? If you want to eat at a place where blind kids cook the food, than this is it.  I’ve never been to a place where the menu is only one page long. Don’t offer your customers too much now. Jesus, you only have one kind burger, a hotdog, chicken fingers, and other simple ass shit on the menu. What is this... hot lunch!? This shit is so simple to make, but they still manage to mess it up. They probably buy their chicken tenders from Costco and just heat them up. I had the hot link with parmesan cheese fries. The fuckin’ hot link was cooked like a hotdog, where I’m sure it was boiled in hot water and then put on the grill for like 30 seconds just so the grill marks show up. I’m not homeless; learn what your cooking shit heads. As for the fries, the menu should read regular fries with a dab of parmesan cheese served cold. Mmmmm sounds good doesn’t it? Well, maybe if I didn’t have a tongue to taste things with. Honestly, when the waitress served me my food, it looked like when the teacher handed me back my drawing assignment of my favorite food to eat in kindergarten. The food looks that shitty and that plain, no joke.

The service is even worse. What kind of bar only has two waitresses and only one menu per table? I bet the owner is a whigger, who thinks that his restaurant is so cool that it doesn’t need to provide good food or good service. After all it’s a bar, so he probably thinks that people will get drunk off all the liquor and won’t notice. Guess what, if we want food when we’re drunk we’ll go to Heidi’s Pies, Jack in the Crack, or Alberto’s for some carne asana fries. Thanks for slapping that Hyatt name over your place and fooling folks. Well, TheWorstShitEver.com is putting an end to that. We’ll take our Indian friend and go somewhere else!

Posted: 01/01/08

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