“MOSS BEACH DISTILLERY” 140 Beach Way, Moss Beach, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

Okay, I know what many of you are thinking, “How can the Moss Beach Distillery be one of many worst places ever?” My last two experiences with this place were nothing but shit! My main reason: the seafood here sucks potbelly pig dick! I even gave this place a second chance… Nope! I don’t even remember what I ate here the first time out of my last two experiences (that’s not a good sign at all). The second time I ate here I had some garlic prawns and boy were they fisher than ever! I couldn’t even finish my plate, it was that bad, and everybody knows me as a man who likes to finish his plates! The last time I ate here was for my mom’s birthday. What a horrible dinner she had for that birthday! I’m sorry mom!

In my grade school days this place was decent because it had a pretty kick ass salad bar, but now they took it out. Let’s take the best food we have and never bring it back; what a great business decision! What a bunch of fuckin’ assholes! Having horrible food will get you’re restaurant business posted as a "Worst Place Ever!"

The view from this restaurant is actually pretty scenic and there is also a ghost story to go along with this place, but sorry those two pluses do not make this place any good. The food is horrid hence… worst place ever! I suggest if you ever go to this place enjoy the view and maybe get a drink at the bar, but make sure you don’t order any of their food cuz you might barf.

Posted: 01/01/08