“OUTDOOR WORLD SPORTING GOODS” 2222 N. Fremont St. Monterey, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

When deciding on a place to buy new camping or fishing gear, or deciding on a place to rent a pair of skis or a snowboard think twice before stepping into this “under the freeway” shit hole. This place looked like an over stocked warehouse, but that’s not what bothered me. The fuckin’ asshole in the back that rents out the snow equipment to the bitch at the register are all equally the meanest people I have ever encountered in any type of store, and that’s what bothered me. The horrible cheap shit that this place sells and rents bothered me as well.

My intention at this so called “sporting goods” store was to rent a snowboard for the weekend. I walked into the store, filled out my information, got my board, and left without any problems. My first encounter with this place was nothing less than average.

The snowboard that I rented was piece of fucking shit! One of the damn clickers that the boots click into snapped in nicely, but once I started boarding down the hill and took a sharp turn my fucking boot would snap out! There was no way to fix it! It was just a cheap piece of shit board! I was able to use the board most of the time, but I had to limit myself to none sharp turns. The problem starts…

Now on to my second encounter with this “Backdoor” World place. I ended up renting the board for four days. When I returned the board, I told the lady at the register the problems I had faced with it in a mellow tone and very nicely. I then asked if I could get a day knocked off my bill since the board limited my snowy outdoor fun experience. She then responded with, “Why are you telling me?” I then said, “Because you work here.” After I said that she blew up at me about how I shouldn’t have rented a board here if I didn’t like the equipment and how I should be nicer. Excuse me? Is this happening? I should be nicer? You’re the one who’s supposed to be nice, you fucking cunt! Who are you… the “pleasant” police!? After a bit of arguing I was finally able to get a discount for the faulty equipment. If your rental equipment is broken shouldn’t the costumer be reimbursed? I think so! I only asked for one day of reimbursement for crying out loud and the bitch behind the counter decides to have baby on the floor! Fuck this place!

When I signed my receipt and started to walk out the devil whore at the register says under her breath, “Get the hell out of here.” That was it! I got my discount and I’m never coming back here again, so now it’s time to feel the wrath of Barney Bathroom. I turned around and said, “Oh yea bitch!” and knocked over the sunglasses stand right by the door and walked out. Slave owners own this place and hire other slave owners to work there. Don’t ever come here because if you do, you support slavery!

Posted: 01/01/08