“PACIFIC SUNWEAR” 460 Hillsdale Shopping Center, Store #58, San Mateo, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

Fuck Pacific Sunwear in general, especially the one in the Hillsdale mall. Those snake motherfuckers jumping in and swooping on Anchor Blue’s costumers! I don’t want to shop at “Pac Sun,” I want Anchor Blue God damn it! I’ve been reppin’ Anchor Blue since it was Millers Outpost. I don’t want plaid shorts, pussy pants, shit shoes, and suck dick t-shirts! I want some real man clothing, not chode clothing! Why does Pac Sun insist that I wear clothes that make me look like a dick fucking a hairy butt? I’d rather buy clothes at a garage sale. I’d rather support my Johnson in some fat guy’s hand-me-down underwear.

Before this place was labeled as “Pac Sun” it was called “Pacific Sunwear.” Pacific Sunwear was a small clothing store right next to Anchor Blue in the Hillsdale mall and it actually had some decent clothes. This place went down hill once they changed their name to Pac Sun about 3 or 4 years ago. I remember walking into the Hillsdale mall one day to buy some nice jeans from Anchor Blue and that God damned “Pac Sun” sign was all over the place where Anchor Blue used to be. I walked into this place anyway to check out their selection and I might as well have walked into shitland. Fuck this place!

What the hell is the Hillsdale mall thinking by replacing Anchor Blue with Pac Sun!? You might as well replace my Nikes with Clogs; you might as well have a man stick his tongue in my mouth rather than shake my hand. I don’t want soft clothes... I want hardcore clothes just the way I like my porn! Pac Sun is for guys that dry hump. Anchor Blue is for guys that fuck! Virgins don’t have style, so why dress like one? You never gain your true style until you break that fuck seal. Pacific Sunwear is proud of you for still keeping your “V” card, but guess what? Everyone else thinks you’re a gaylord.

Posted: 03/23/08