“THE ZEBRA LOUNGE” 447 Broadway St. San Francisco, CA
Review by: Barney Bathroom

I’m on the guest list, so I walk right into this lineless lounge with my girl and two of her friends. There are two rooms in this place. Once I enter I hear bullshit techno all around me, two or three people standing by the DJ, and no one on the dance floor. Keep in mind that it is already 11:30 P.M. The first thing I thought was, “This place is not crackin’.”

We quickly leave this room because I can’t stand techno music. We end up making our way up the stairs to a bigger room that is suppose to be the “hip-hop room.” Ha! Give me a break! Lil’ Jon is not hip-hop! They didn’t even play one hip-hop track. It was all mainstream radio crunk bullshit.

My girl’s really into the mainstream music, so we end up dancing a bit. Now it is almost 12:00 A.M. on a Friday night in San Francisco. There were only four other people dancing besides us. This place is wack! Also the alcohol was overpriced and watered down. Guys, I suggest you go into one of the novelty stores near this place and wack off then waste your time here! Girls, I suggest you become a stripper for one night and let old men droll over you than walk into this place. I don't have anything else to say.

Posted: 01/01/08